Janitor Carts help to bring out the best in all of us.
Other known Aliases: Cleaning Trolleys, Housekeeping Totes, attendant totes, cleaning carts, Professor Fantastic’s Favorite Ride©.
After my acting career fizzled out, I got a job as a janitor at my old high school. At first I was disappointed that I had gone from minor actor to a janitor, until my eyes beheld this amazing janitor cart . Never before had such majesty been before me (unless you count my stint as “Thug #3” on episode 42 of Law & Order when we robbed a museum before I was fatally shot) as this janitor cart. This beauteous janitor cart has 2 gigantic wheels on the back, all the better to keep it stable my pretty. The front 2 wheels spin to make sharp turns (like I made in episode 71 of Baywatch when I stole a car from the Hoff) seem easier than not sharp turns. Unlike most Janitor Carts, this bad boy has a trash bag on it as well, so as I roam the halls looking for my prey (in this case trash, but on CSI: Miami, episode 29 my prey was those who had wronged me, until I was caught). The janitor cart is made of chemical resistant polyethylene, making it easy to clean and super duper strong.
When inquired about where they purchased this magnificent piece of artistry known simply as janitor cart, I was informed it was from the company known as Displays2go. In addition to absurd amounts of great restaurant supplies, this site is the bomb in other aspects as well (you’ll have to check that out for yourself here, I don’t want to ruin the surprise, as I did as “Dumb guy waiting in lane” in an episode of 2 Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place). Pushing around this cart gives me a sense of accomplishment, with the awesome power that this car possesses; maybe this new part won’t be so bad after all…
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